| Liza,
Do cats dream? My cat Cleo
makes little grumbling noises sometimes when she sleeps,
so it makes me think they do. If so, what do they dream
about?
P.S. Cleo and I are big fans of your page.
-Julia
October 18, 2002 |
 Squeaky
sleepy noises made me think that Liza was actually waking
up when I asked this one. I am not sure what she dreams
about, but she seemed to be trying to tell me. Regardless
of what she dreams about, She still seems pretty happy
to see me when I wake her up from one. Especially when
I have treats for her.
|
Liza!
My credit card company just raised my credit limit from
$6000 to $8000! Just in time for the holidays! What
should I do with all of this newly-conceived debt potential?!?!?!?!?
Keep it Zen-a-riffic,
Fez
October 21, 2002 |
 Looking
too closely at some situations is like forgetting you
are zoomed in on Liza when you take a picture. Don't
look too hard for some new purchase. Just use it as
you would before and you will be safe. You're more likely
to end up with things that you don't really want. For
example, in this case we look close at Liza and the
only thing new we get, is boogers. Do you really want
Liza's boogers?
|
Dear Liza,
How is it that you can lay around all day and still
be in such good shape? I mean, that doesn't quite work
for me. What's your secret?!
-Skip
October 24, 2002 |
 Liza
had little interest in any vocal response to this one.
She woke up rather quickly and ran to her empty food bowl,
which she had me fill. She also runs around the apartment
after using her cat box. Keep your diet balanced and get
some running or other exercise in regularly. Naps are
a good thing. They give you energy for running  |
Doobie's sister keeps
on coming over to my apartment, cause I live with his
cousin. With this situation presenting itself so readily,
what would be the best way to piss Doobie off?
Thanks always,
Fez
October 27, 2002 |
 Liza
refused to move or do any meowing. She makes a good point.
I mean really. You don't need to change a thing to make
Doobie mad. Chances are you already do plenty, and roping
Doobie's sister in, well that would probably just add
her to the list of people you piss off, right behind Doobie.
|
Liza,
So I'm sitting here browsing your page, and I'm all, "Pause....paws.....
PAUSE.... PAWS... what the deuce!?" As you can tell,
the whole English language is PMO. However, it did lead
me to this question:
What's your favorite word?
Crapfully crap,
Doobie
October 29, 2002 |
 I
had to repeat this one several times. Liza finally came
back with a partial meow. Or maybe it was a yawn noise.
Regardless, Liza seems to pick short words that get
her point across. Things like meow, meow, or muh. I
think she would pick muh over meow as a favorite. It
gets her fed with a minimal effort.
|
 Kia
came by this past weekend and was rather critical of Liza's
answer to his question (see the first archive
page). Not only did he pose for this picture several
times so we could get the shot right... but he also kept
saying 'You were wrong Liza.' for each picture. Even liza
knows that the camera can't take pictures of sounds. Maybe
you should listen to her advice a little more closely
next time. She's smarter than you think. |
| Dear Liza,
Someone told me this weekend that you make a mean chicken
soup. Is this true??? And can I have the recipe?
~Eileen
November 3, 2002 |
 Chicken
soup? are you kidding? Liza didn't even look at me when
I asked her. I don't think she wanted to offend her
friend. I recomend you check out the recipe
page and hit up the pot roast. It easily converts
to a good beef stew just cut up the meat and add more
water.
|
Liza,
I am a straight 21-year-old female and have been with
my boyfriend on and off for two years. He is the sweetest
boy in the world and I love him with all my heart. The
problem is this: ---CENSORED---
I greatly respect your opinion, and I'm afraid I don't
know what to do.
-Rohr's friend |
 Liza
had no clue what you were talking about. She just wanted
me to scratch her back some. Maybe he's like Liza and
is just itchy. I checked what the magic 8 ball had to
say. A recent Cosmo cover story would agree with The
8 ball too. Looks like the answer is no as far as your
boyfriend is concerned. So it's all good.
|
| Honestly now... would
you be friends with this
dog if she lived in Blacksburg????
Randi Schill Heinbuch
December 1, 2002
|
 I
think Liza felt like she was in a Sears portrait like the ones she has seen on tv. Check out that snowy
tree background. She had little to say about the dog.
She has rarely let any other animal steal her well deserved
attention without giving it a few good swipes. |
| Dearest Liza,
After three and a half years of college, I want to
switch my major. Is this a good idea? If you had the
choice, would you major in Industrial Design, Urban
Planning or Technology Education?
Jill
December 9, 2004 |
 Liza
kept ducking her head down when I asked her this. Perhaps
she is ducking the question. Perhaps she thinks you should
come to the Christmas party and get down
She ususally does the head ducking thing when she is looking
for something. I think she thinks there is something more
to your quesiton you aren't saying. |
