Liza (Est 7/24/1993)

Liza is pretty smart. She can do all sorts of cool things. Mostly she just naps. But if you know anyone who has talked to her on a regular basis they trust her judgment pretty well.

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Dear Liza:
I'm a business student who's looking for ways to occupy an awkward 130-minute time slot between classes. So far I've come up with eating, emailing, and doing homework. But, particularly as winter approaches, I'm wondering if you have any advice for things to do indoors. Also, I love your web page.
- Nick

October 15, 2002

Liza tried to meow, but couldn't get it all out before she starting yawning. Take it from Liza, be sure to eat food that will keep you going through the cold winter months. When all else fails. Use that extra time to take a nap!

What's heaven like?

October 16, 2002

It was pretty late when I asked liza this one. She yawned really big. I got a big whiff of cat food before she went back to sleep. I interpreted this as meaning that heaven will be different depending on what you put into yourself throughout the course of your life.

If you could be anything in the world, other than a pretty smart cat . . . what would you like to be??


October 16, 2002

I asked her this question and took this picture twice both times she turned her head at the last second. I guess that goes to show you that Liza is smarter than you think. So maybe next time you should ask her what she would like to be other than a very smart cat. She might also respond better if you asked 'other than a pretty"," smart cat.'
Either way I think she may also be saying that she likes the shadow that the flash makes, and would like to be a shadow hunter.

Hey Sunshine...

Why aren't these feature classes using the spatial reference I'm telling
them to use?

I'm sending the GeometryDef in the Fields pointer, and doing a putref for
the spatial reference.

What gives?

October 16, 2002

Liza's response was something along the lines of "muh" while looking out the window.. The answer is out there somewhere. Most likely with someone who is out there doing it what you are trying to do now. Find another window to look into from your own. She's still staring out the window. Could be a good idea to take a break and look at your code again after some food mellows you out. Try cookies. Cookies are the best.

Liza,you certainly have this question answering down.

October 16, 2002

Liza was so pleased with the compliment that she rubbed her head on my arm, and tried to drag the camera off by the wrist loop (not pictured).

If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?

October 16, 2002

Liza went straight for the wrist loop again on this one. Be like Liza. Spend your time in search of more interesting things than glove sizes.

Dear Liza,
If a door says "employees only," does that mean that anyone who is an employee anywhere enter that door?

And what's behind the door? Is it Kung Fu fighters, like in "Wayne's World?"

October 16, 2002

Nimbly avoiding the camera, Liza let out a quick meow until I played with her some. She may not know about the employees only bit, or maybe she just doesn't care. Regardless, her Kung Fu is strong. So stay away from those doors, unless you train with a master like Liza.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

October 16, 2002

Liza's headbutts were an indication that I was the person to answer that question. I found a Tootsie pop lick-o-meter at target. It was a gift for someone else, but maybe you can get your own and find out for yourself!

Liza, why the hell do blue tauruses not love me??? WHY??!!??? and
do you do auto repair? because that would be really great....

October 16, 2002

Liza was scratching the wall when I asked her this one. She then flopped on the floor and did her best to get me to pet her. Maybe you should look at the situation from the point of view of a car that has given it's all for you. Looking at Liza, she may be a pest some times, but she still loves me.

Dear Liza,
How come boys show no emotion, except when they get really pissed about something stupid, which in turn makes you feel really crappy?

October 18, 2002

Eileen gets lots of avoidance from Liza when her questions are presented. In this case Liza thinks you shouldn't let dumb people get to you. Rise up (or jump up) and don't let the floor dwelling cooties get you! Especially dumb cooties that can make you feel crappy.

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