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Liza (Est 7/24/1993)

I particularly like the picture above. it is characteristic of the look she gives me when talk to her without any real purpose. (Note that Liza get's her own section by special request)

Heh well. I say some dumb things when people are capable of comprehension aren't around. I decided to list a few things that I say to my cat. Explanations are kind of not an option for most of these. Sorry.

2/14/2005
liza: (sitting in a space left by a pair of shoes)
me: Liza... are you trying to be shoes?
liza: (lays down and falls asleep)
me: Ahhh! loafers I get it.

4/22/2003
jul: *burp*
liza: meow
jul: *burp*
liza: meow
jul:
liza:
jul: *burp*
liza: meow

12/16/2002
liza: (Scratching at papers)
me: (mockingly) My name's Liza and I like to tear up important documents

12/16/2002
liza: MEooow
me: Hey you sound like the Cheat

11/9/2002
me: Hey there monkey butt, what are you doing?
liza: (scratching a cable jack on the wall)
me: You dont know?
liza: *scratch scratch scrach*
me: Maybe you should um.. ask yourself on the website.

10/29/2002
me: Hi Liza, can you count those for me?
liza: meow
me: 12?
liza:
me: I think you better check that again

10/28/2002
liza: meow
me: *BURP*
liza:
me: Hi Liza

10/20/2002
liza: meow...
me: Mao?
liza:
me: no I really think his name is Mao.

9/22/2002
me: Whats the good word?
liza: meow...
me: Does the word have anything to do with muffins?
liza:
me: Tasty muffins?

9/12/2002
me: Oh you want a donut too?
liza: meow... meow... meow...
me: hold on honey, I'm choking
liza: meow... meow... meow...
me: *glug glug glug* ok let's go
liza:

9/10/2002
liza: meow
me: hey honey bunches
liza: meow
me: yeah I'll give you some food
liza: meow
me: and...
liza:
me: money?
liza:

9/4/2002
liza: (scratching the wall)
me: Who's being a little pest?
liza: me-OW!!!
me: yeaaaah...

8/6/2002
liza:
me: hey liza, whatcha staring at?
liza:
me: eww... you know it's not polite to stare, and lick your boogers...
liza: meow
me: it's just not what people do
liza: meow
me: well yeah I know you aren't... here have some food...

8/4/2002
liza:
me: where's your pikachu?
liza:
me: ok, work with me here
liza:
me:
liza: *achoo*
liza: *achoo*
liza: *achoo*
liza: *achoo*
liza: *achoo*
liza: *achoo*
liza: *achoo*
me: no no, pikachu

8/1/2002
liza: meow
me: Liza, what's happenin?
liza:
me: well if you aren't going to explain...
liza:

me: 7/30/2002
liza: meow
me: hey honey bunny
liza: meow
me:
liza: meow
me: ... yeah without the big ears
liza: MEOW!
me:

7/24/2002
liza: meow
me: Liza, I think I have gone completely insane
liza: meow
me: Happy Birthday
liza: meow
me: ... a bucket
liza: