Objects in
the candy machine are
not as tasty as they appear
(2/25/03)
At Emilio's today we saw this strange
gumball made of what I can only assume is pure chewy evil.
Look at this thing. I was excited to get
it on the first try, it wasn't the only option in the machine.
I carried it all the way home got some pictures of it and
got to chewing.
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On the outside, it's a regular sized gumball
with those little nonpareils that show up on cupcakes from
time to time. On the inside, it's a hollow, white gumball.
The flavor can only be described as chalk. Why do I call something
so colorful evil? I am sure it is painfully obvious once you
see what color it turns when you are done. I imagine there
is nothing more that needs to be said about this oddity of
the gum world. I am just glad I was able to make a neat graphic,
and didn't have to pay for more than one gumball.
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